This happened to me !!

Kids and their goof-ups !!

Who would better know than the ones who gave birth to them and who's been handling them 24 X 7 ?? Yeah, this post is dedicated to all you parents who have been handling the super-tantrums and the ultra-whacky lifestyle of the next-gen kids .

All the while, i've been posting all my experiences with my kids. Did i ever tell you all the goof-ups i've had with them too ?? Maybe its time for some honest confessions and some hilarious incidents with these little angels(or should I say Brats).

Honest Confessions

--- > I do most of the coloring in their coloring books.

--- > I get tempted to complete those yummy fatty desserts, when these kids tend to leave them half-way !

--- > I tend to go overboard when I dance with them !

--- > My house is currently filled with so many toys that atleast 10 other kids can play too. I think of charity every time but forget to do it! Maybe, I need a wake-up alarm .

--- > My idea of a vacation ?? Spending an entire weekend all by myself!!! I know its a shocking confession...but I was just being honest!!!

--- > We spend so much money on kids clothes..... We know we don't need it..but we buy them coz they are on SALE ! HUH..are we alone or do we have company??

--- > Sometimes, to have our private time...we distract the kids with TV.... i know, its bad if it becomes a habit ...but sometimes it works !

--- > Most of the car tantrums are avoided with a bar of chocolate!! Sugary bribes u see......

--- > I go hysteric when either the supply of diapers or wet wipes are coming to zero. I just can't imagine a moment without them... but sometimes I think "What the heck? what did they do when they didn't invent these??" Whatever, I can't be so adjusting .... Puhleeeesseeee..

--- > Both me and my hubby keep searching for the "most-important" things always. We try to put them inaccessible to the kids...in the process, we forget where they are ! HELP !!!!

Hilarious Incidents

---> One fine rare evening, when we got time for ourselves, putting the kiddos at a friend's place, and leaving out for dinner. I made a fool out of myself by asking for a high-chair as soon as I entered the restaurant. When the waiter just stared at my non-existent kids then only did I realize how much I got used to them.

---> At a bagel place, when I wanted to order for "Sesame bagels", I went to the counter and asked for "Sesame Street bagels".... The guy just stared at me for a while and laughed off saying "Maam, maybe u just wanted sesame bagels..not sesame street !!" Thats when I realized my goof-up .... heheheh ...

---> Once while running an errand in a supermarket, I had to urgently pass wind. I know its embarrassing, but since there was none around, I just let it go. My older one suddenly shouted , "Mama ! Someone farted !!" ...You should see me blush red !!

---> It was my elder one's first stage show on the ocassion of a spring break . I went equipped with a camera, all excited for my kid's special day . ...only to feel embarrassed that he just wouldn't perform at all, and would just stare down the ground. Even more embarrassment? The teacher revealed that he was the loudest boy during the rehearsal... she herself couldn't figure out what the problem of his non-performance was.... Answer? ME !!!! He's perfectly fine when am not around.... Will I ever be able to see my boy perform ??

---> We were watching this Telugu movie song, where the girl gets hurt bcoz the guy bites her on the lips... I was tempted to switch the TV off but it was too late. My elder one asks me, "Mama , how did the girl get hurt? Did she fall off?" I giggled and murmured, "Yes dear, she fell in love "!! Heheh.

---> One evening, on our way back from the gym, we had to go run an errand. My husband, deciding to put the parking lights on, thought to switch his gym gear to normal ones and dash back to the car within a few minutes. As we reached home, due to the chaos created by my hungry kids, we totally forgot about the car and the errand. We wake up in the morning to realize that our car has been towed away. Result ?? A clean 230 bucks for the release ....

---> Once, after completing the grocery shopping, we came back home empty-handed with the bags still remaining in the supermarket .

---> We have one super romantic portrait done, with my husband's nose on my cheek , and me with my closed mesmerized eyes. This was meant to be a bedroom pose, but we just put it for a while in the living room. A friend's daughter comes up and asks me , "Aunty, What's uncle doing to you in that photograph? " .... Whew, time to shift it to the bedroom !

---> Once, while sorting my laundry, I was trying to interact with my toddler and asked him to classify each one's clothes. The smart one he is , he was pointing out to my lingerie and said " MAMA " !!!!

If I continue writing, every feeling is a confession and each day is filled with such numerous, hilarious incidents.

Did you have fun reading this post ? If so, its time for you to be a part of this too.

Do you have some fun-related incidents with your kids, or someone else's kids, for that matter?

Do lemme know, Just post your funny comment...and I will be happy to paste them on this post.

Whatsay ? Get to work then, my fellow-parents!